Knock! Knock!

Lanlord: Hey... Brent?

(Landlord opens door then slowly closes it to a small 3" in crack.)

Me: Here you go.

(Hands landlord envelope with Hallmark Congrats! card inside that says, "How wonderful for you.)"

Landlord: What's this?

Me: What do you think it is?

(Landlord looks at the ground. Landlord looks behind him. Landlord looks puzzled and ready to poo his pants.)

Me: It's all in there. Enjoy. Good luck and happy renting.

(Walks away after buying a smile that costs 2K.)

I hate landlords.


1 comment:

robin said...

UGHHHHHHH. This pisses me off. I hate this for the 2 of you.