A Confrontation (updated with LINK)

Me: Whaaaa! (looking down)

Misuer Roach: Please don't scream. Your wife did that already. (missing a wing or some kind of limb)

Me: Normally you run faster.

Misuer Roach: Your wife hit me with her shoe.

Me: You're ugly.

Misuer Roach: You're ugly! (the tone much louder now)

Me: Fine. (promptly flushes Misuer Roach down the toilet).


1 comment:

Juicy said...

How he hid in my shoe and was crushed by my bare foot is even more shocking.