Rhythmic Unification

Bass drum: I'm insanely tired.

Snare drum: And I'm not?
Bass: I didn't say that. I was just implying I was played by like 3 different people in one gig last week.
Hi-hat: Cuz! We were all played by 3 people last week. We are a unit. Lest you not forget?
Snare: The biggest drums always complain the most.
Hi-hat: We need to be unified yall! Like Obama + all those "hope" slogans. We need our own slogan.
Bass: Dude. We still in a recession. And though I'm the biggest, I'm not always the loudest.
Hi-hat: This is never gonna come together.

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